scifi

Hot Bot

Year: 
2016
What did I think of it?: 

Two geeks and a beautiful woman... sounds like Weird Science, right?

Not so. In this case, two wanking geeks stumble across a beautiful sex robot, and probably having sex for the first time.

I write 'probably', because I only could withstand this rubbish for about 30 minutes. That first half hour were full of bad acting and bad story.

The female 'main sex robot' does everything from preventing to show herself naked, which is a bummer, especially for geeks who chose this film to see some nudity.

Bummer.

Rating: 
3
Average: 3 (1 vote)

Zoombies

Year: 
2016
What did I think of it?: 

Well, we already have our share of zombie movies and series, good ones, like The Walking Dead, and bad ones, like World War Z (actually, I read the book, and after that the movie became bad, it was quite amusing).

This movie falls within the latter category (for those who lost me: it's bad!).

This movie contains zombie monkeys, zombie giraffes, zombie lions, zombie ducks, zombie koalas, and they're all attacking humans, and they're all looking crappy (as proof, wait until you see the CGI elephants).
Furthermore, I like my zombies to be slow, but these m*therf*ckers are very, very fast.

Ow, and almost bulletproof.

Rating: 
1
Average: 1 (1 vote)
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